Didgeridoo

I want a didgeridoo

fla-u-tu I do

A Didgeridoo adieu

~A backwards haiku by Hekla

no cOMMENt

I think we really need a moment of silence for the unsung heroes of our society right now. So, without further ado, let’s not hear it for the RUBBISH BINS!!!!!!!!!

*silence*
*silence*
*something metal falling on a linoleum floor approximately 47.877346199643 meters away*
*silence*
*silence*

alright that’s good thanks.

















why are you still here
doobity-doobity-dooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

An alternate dimension where humans are dead and dinosaurs do everything that humans do

There is an alternate dimension where humans are dead and dinosaurs do everything that humans do

I personally know this because I have been there


Everywhere you go there are dinosaurs doing normal stuff


They even speak English


And drive vehicles


Everything is big


It's pretty cool 

Don’t

Don’t you hate it when people stop writing in the middle of a         ?
Don’t you hate it when people stop writing                                      ?
Don’t you hate it when people                                                          ?
Don’t you hate it when                                                                      ?
Don’t you hate                                                                                   ?
Don’t you                                                                                           ?

Crayzee Fax

In Brazil, every 60 seconds, a minute passes

If you took the veins of a child and layed them in a line, you would be guilty of murder

If you put peanut butter on a moving car, the owner of the car will get mad at you

If you stop breathing for 20 minutes, you will die of suffocation

If you have one shoe, and multiply it by two, you will have two shoes

If you are hungry and you eat food, you will be less hungry

Left handed people have a higher chance of passing a test than people who are dead

Rap

It’s changed so much, it’s changed so much because the old school rappers grew up in that life style. All the new rappers are trying to be bad asses by doing drugs and crimes–but they are really not. Dr. Dre– Snoop Dog–Eminem were born into gang life styles. Then you get Lil Pump–Lil Peep–and Lil’xam. They were not born into gang life styles. It makes me mad sometimes.

They should be who they really are.

Winter Quotes

"The world changes when it snows."
-www.pinterest.com

"Winter. You'll miss it when it's gone."
-The Fresh Quotes

"Keep Calm It's The First Day of Winter!"
-lovethispic.com

"True friendship is like a warm blanket on a cold winter day..."
-GB Life  

"No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn."
-Hal Borland

"In the depths of winter I finally learned that within me lie an invincible summer."
-Albert Camus

"Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius."
-Pietro Aretino

"Paradise doesn't have to be tropical."
-flexiski