Yes, the rumors are true. I am not a human, not an alien, not a large aquatic creature, not Manfried the Talking Piñata, not a satellite, not an out of proportion portable telephone, not an overly talkative, green apricot slice, not a copy of “The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man” by W. Bruce Cameron, not a water bottle, and not Lt. Joe Kenda, Homicide Hunter. (Watch now on the Investigation Discovery channel.)
I am a piece of plastic silverware.
Watch your back. But not all the time, because if your attention is on your back, then I will take over the universe from the front.
Please and thank you for your time.
2 comments:
Oml this cracks me up every time I read it
Yes it’s twenty eighteen people, you can identify as anything. I personally prefer to be recognized as a flower pot not a human.
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