Hello?

Hello?
Answer me please!
Well finally, there you are!
*clears throat*
Hello there.
I am Ted.
I’m really bored.
I like to dance sometimes.
Except I’m a teddy bear.
And if my owner sees me she might get mad.
So I only dance when I’m by myself.
I like to talk with the other toys on the shelf sometimes.
Like this one doll.
Owner doesn’t like her.
I remember her telling her Mom that she was scary.
But her Mom won’t let her get rid of it because she says it an antique.
Whatever that means.
Anyways...
Owner sings really bad.
I remember when her Mom told her to shut up.
She started crying.
She deserved it though.
I get that she’s seven, but I’ve never heard anyone sing so bad in my life.
Sorry owner.
I wonder why I don’t call owner by her name...
Guess I should start...
her name is












Wait, that’s private information. Nevermind. Bye bye now.