Life as a Chicken

Yes,
I am a chicken.
I know what you're thinking,
"Chickens can't type or write!"
But that's where you're wrong.

You see,
I went to this place
Called "Chicken School".
I know what you're thinking,
"There's no such thing as 'Chicken School'!"

But yet again,
You're wrong.

Where else do you think
I learned how to do
Basically EVERYTHING!?!?!

Anyway,
My point is
Everything that I'm saying to you right now
Is absolutely true stuff
So stop questioning it
Because you're wrong.

Anyway,
Life as a chicken isn't as easy as I make it look.
Again,
I know what you're thinking,
"All you do is eat and poop!"
But,
You're wrong.
 What's so hard about being a chicken, you might ask?

Well,
You have to worry about
PREDATORS EATING YOU 24/7!
Being a chicken,
You are really defenseless.
You can't run fast,
You can't fly fast
And
By the time you want to scream,
You're already dead.
Not so easy, is it?

Sorry if I scared you a little bit...
But that's how life is as a chicken.
Now you know,
Life as a chicken isn't all "sunshine and rainbows".
If you thought it was,
You're wrong.