Let that sink in...
When I was a boy, I hated tuna.
I still hate tuna, tuna is “the crap of the sea.”
All the tuna in the world should stay fish and not sandwiches.
Do not eat tuna if you want any of my respect or encouragement.
Do not eat tuna or “I will find you, and I will literally throw you into the sea, and then spread you on a sandwich.
Thank you
7 comments:
I don’t know what to say. This is amazing. A true work of art. This post alone has made me give up all tuna.
I’m really glad I don’t like tuna. I would not like to be thrown in the ocean. I like staying on the flat, dry, land
Well looks like I’m getting thrown into the sea... heheh... good poem though. Definitely made me smile
This is so funny! It made me laugh so hard and it is so true! I hate tuna too and I can't stand it.
How do you not like tuna, its literally the best fish in the sea.
I haven't had tuna in a while, also this was pretty great, the beginning is hilarious
I have to agree, tuna is just, not good at all👍
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