Friday, May 18, 2018

Hey, Kenzie, could you STOP UNTYING MY SHOELACE PLEASE

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice i love this cuz she always does this to me

Anonymous said...

This needs an Oscar, an Emmy, and a Grammy.

Anonymous said...

this is great
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