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  I once knew a very kind door. Now, this was no ordinary door, because it had, count ‘em, 4, handles. This is your guide to conducting all further business with this particular door.

  Now, handle numbero uno (number one) is HIGHLY DANGEROUS. Proceed with caution, friend. Handle number one means instantaneous sadness. That’s no good way to go.

  Handle numbero dos (number two) brings a gradual, painful sadness to you. Also HIGHLY DANGEROUS. Move along, pal.

   Ahh, so you’ve found handle numbero tres (number three). Well, you haven’t found it because it’s HIDDEN! But if you find it, it will open the door with no harm done to you. This handle is your best bet, if you can find it.

  

So, you find yourself at handle numbero quatro (number four). This handle is THE MOST DANGEROUS THAT SOMETHING CAN BE. Handle four will make the world, including everything you have ever loved, explode and implode simultaneously. Don’t choose the handle that will make the Earth ‘plode.

Also, the handles have no differentiation whatsoever.

I hope you find this helpful.

Good day to you.