blue blues ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

  I don’t get it! Why does everyone love blue so much. It’s like the color has cast a spell to make everyone love it. I mean its a nice color in all, but it’s everywhere! To people’s jackets to dogs       named after it! It’s so favorited! But I have a comeback...

     
Blue is named after Blues, so HA blue I hate you! People say it calms them down and helps with anxiety, but I don’t think so!

I know people will call me out for this but, why does everyone have a blue composition notebook? Or a binder or a lunch pail! Jeez people, learn to love ya other colors my friends. There’s plenty of Them. Even though you’re still a fine color. 

WARNING! This is a parody (I love blue!)