Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Jokes

 I've been telling some jokes and they are pretty funny. Comment the answers down below. Some I made up and some I’ve heard from places.


Why can't frogs have cars?

How do you cut the sea in half?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call a pig that does karate?

What do you call a t-Rex that got in a car accident?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why can’t they play poker in the jungle?





2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What do you call a pig that does karate? A PORK CHOP!!! 👌

Anonymous said...

They would get toad, with a sea saw, the chicken joke was not invented yet, a pork chop, sexy rexy, well armed, to many cheeter.