Fortunately, unfortunately

DID WITH A FRIEND! I did fortunately, and my friend did unfortunately.

Fortunately, I just landed on the moon!(Yes I am a child, and yes I'm an astronaut.)

Unfortunately, it wasn't as interesting as I expected.

Fortunately, when I got back on earth, I got an ice cream cone with five scoops of ice cream.

Unfortunately, (because my brother got the ice cream, and he doesn't know my favorite flavors) I only liked one of the flavors, so I had to eat around the other scoops.

Fortunately, my brother felt really bad because he got the wrong flavors, so he took me to Mexico for a week.

Unfortunately, I have never been on a plane before (so I didn't know what to expect with the altitude and all) , I turned into an alien out of nowhere!Fortunately, now I can brag to all my human friends back at home that I am an alien.

Unfortunately, they will probably be scared of me and run away like little babies screaming for help like their diapers are full of doo doo.

Fortunately, when we landed in Mexico, and got out of the airport, I ran into the tropical world of trees and found a family of aliens.

Unfortunately, the aliens were savages and ripped off my diaper to reveal my inner alien.
Fortunately, it was not awkward to be naked because it's normal for aliens to have no clothes.
Unfortunately, when he gets home, his human friends would be even more scared because they are not used to aliens, let alone aliens without clothes!
Fortunately, the aliens just weren't used to an alien having clothes on, and are perfectly average aliens so they became friends.
Unfortunately, my alien powers ran out of juice and I turned back into a human! The aliens lied about not being savages and used their instincts.

And ate me!!!